Friday, June 6, 2008

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Smile; its not a word
& its a sentence..
S-ay
M-ore
I-n
L-ess
E-nergy.
So always keep
smiling.

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Girlfriend to his boyfriend in fanna style.


Tere paiso ko mere purse me panaah mil jaye
Mere ishq me teri daulat fanna ho jaay

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Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti.!
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3srdar after exam
1st:Yar muje kuch nhi ata tha me paper khali chhod aya
2nd:Me bhi!
3rd:Shit yar
teacher samjenge hum sabne copy ki
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God is an invisible parent &
Parents are the visible God
So if you make the visible God Happy!
Automaticaly the invisible God becomes Happy
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Mann Ki Kalam Se
Dost insaan ki zaroorat he
Dilope dosti ki hukumat he
Ap k pyar ki wajah se zinda he
Warna khuda ko bhi hamari
zaroorat he
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Santa:Jab me mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana
Banta:kyu?
Santa:Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hai
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