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Why does a woman have two pair of lips?

One is for fighting and one is to make up.. .

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Ek car se bird takraya n gir gaya,
driver use ghar le aya, use pinjre me rakha.
bird jag k bola,'aila jail'?
wo driver mar gaya kya??????
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Some
people
have nice
"EYES"

Some
people
have nice
"SMILES"

Others
have
nice
"FACES"

But
U have
all of them with a
" "NICE HEART
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Tere dil me rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Lab par khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi khud ko tanha mat samjhna.
Tere sath chalenge asmaan bankar!
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Kante nahi kat te lamhe intezaar ke,
Nazar jama ke baithe hai raste pe yaar ke.!
Dil ne kaha dekho jalve yaar ke,
Laya hai kaun inhe falak se utar ke!
G'evng!

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Santa- Darling kya tum
mujse shadi karogi?
GIRL- Tameez se baat
karo!
Santa- Behan ji, kya aap
mujhse shaadi karengi??

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"Birdy birdy in d sky;
Left a poopie in my eye.
Me dont care;
Me dont cry.
Me just happy that;
A cow cant fly!"

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